Geoffrey the Giraffe is looking for work now that Toys-R-Us is out of business … but based on this video of his appearance in a rumble match, the wrestling business might not be the best choice.
It all went down at Supercon in Florida on Friday during the annual FSCW 30-man rumble to determine the new #1 contender to their title.
The match featured heroes and villains from across the spectrum, but the most surprising entry was free agent Geoffrey … who entered the rumble to hit a clothesline and chokeslam on two wrestlers.
Unfortunately for the ex-spokesman, grizzled veteran Gangrel was still in the match and picked up a phone to order a package. The package was then delivered ringside in an Amazon box and Gangrel yelled “Amazon Prime, bitch” before using it to eliminate Geoffrey from the match.
Watch the video below to see it all unfold.